Thursday, November 1, 2007

I Fucking Hate Thanksgiving Day



I hate it. I really do. I'm already dreading it.

Of course, I know enough to bring yummy vegan side dishes, and my mom is sweet enough to prepare a Tofurky for me and the hubby, but DAMN! I just can't relax when there is a bird corpse right in front of me. Imagine if that was a dog! Everyone would be puking! To make matters worse, we have to go to BOTH families dinners.

This year, I'm going to fucking overwhelm both families with AWESOME vegan options. Oh yes. I am a very sneaky vegan.... in a few years they won't even miss eating the stinky dead bird.....

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